Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

"Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
...

> Heaven is where the police are British,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician.
(http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1707779,00.html)

Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted
http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archives/2006/12/the_war_on_sham.html

>the chefs Italian, the mechanics
> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>
> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>
>

"Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
...

> Heaven is where the police are British,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician.
(http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1707779,00.html)

Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted
http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archives/2006/12/the_war_on_sham.html

>the chefs Italian, the mechanics
> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>
> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>
>

"Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
...
> Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>
> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>
>

that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted
on every news group in the last week.

"Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
...
> Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>
> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>
>

that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted
on every news group in the last week.

Conscious Pilate wrote:
> Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>
> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>
>

That's what I've been saying all along! :-)

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

Conscious Pilate wrote:
> Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>
> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>
>

That's what I've been saying all along! :-)

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

NoJags Neil wrote:
> "Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> Heaven is where the police are British,
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician.
> (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1707779,00.html)
>
> Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted
> http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archives/2006/12/the_war_on_sham.html
>
>> the chefs Italian, the mechanics
>> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>>
>> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
>> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>>
>>
>
>

Hey! The quote is referring to the old traditional Bobbie. Not the
current crop of yobs.

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

NoJags Neil wrote:
> "Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> Heaven is where the police are British,
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> You wouldn't be saying that if you were a Brazilian electrician.
> (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1707779,00.html)
>
> Or, indeed, a British taxpayer who knows how his/her money is being wasted
> http://www.craigmurray.co.uk/archives/2006/12/the_war_on_sham.html
>
>> the chefs Italian, the mechanics
>> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>>
>> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
>> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>>
>>
>
>

Hey! The quote is referring to the old traditional Bobbie. Not the
current crop of yobs.

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

sorry all - somehow I sent it here - my bad - I just enjoyed it & sent it to
a few friends

see ya

Conscious Pilate

sorry all - somehow I sent it here - my bad - I just enjoyed it & sent it to
a few friends

see ya

Conscious Pilate

Conscious Pilate wrote:
> sorry all - somehow I sent it here - my bad - I just enjoyed it & sent it to
> a few friends
>
> see ya
>
> Conscious Pilate
>
>

That's OK, you can never have too much humour!
:-)

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

Conscious Pilate wrote:
> sorry all - somehow I sent it here - my bad - I just enjoyed it & sent it to
> a few friends
>
> see ya
>
> Conscious Pilate
>
>

That's OK, you can never have too much humour!
:-)

--
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.

http://new.photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart/albums/

On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:35:29 -0500, "Ray O'Hara" >
wrote:

>
>"Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
...
>> Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
>> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>>
>> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
>> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>>
>>
>
> that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted
>on every news group in the last week.
>

My wife used a variation of that joke as a keynote speaker at an
international symposium in Davos, Switzerland about 20 years ago. It
brought down the house and no one was offended by it.

On Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:35:29 -0500, "Ray O'Hara" >
wrote:

>
>"Conscious Pilate" > wrote in message
...
>> Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics
>> German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
>>
>> Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
>> French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by Italians.
>>
>>
>
> that joke is at least 25 years old, but for some reason it has been posted
>on every news group in the last week.
>

My wife used a variation of that joke as a keynote speaker at an
international symposium in Davos, Switzerland about 20 years ago. It
brought down the house and no one was offended by it.